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Dear Justin…

Dear Justin Timberlake,

You were in Dallas last night at the American Airlines Center. Unfortunately, I was not there. Before you announced your tour, I blew my concert budget on John Mayer, Maroon 5, Kelly Clarkson, and of course Beyonce. When I went to go and purchase tickets, they were all sold out and the nosebleed tickets were just out of my concert budget. I guess what I am trying to say is, maybe you shouldn’t wait 7 years to go on a tour.

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Do you know how many others I had to compete with to even think about getting tickets?!?

Your #1 Fan,

Sevi

Dear Bandwagon Fans of Justin Timberlake,

tumblr_lyo7hfvvnh1qzwt0go1_500 2Do you remember the raman noodle haired Justin? That sweet innocent guy who wore denim on denim like it was nobody’s business. You know the one who was apart of that NSYNC group. The guy who dated Britney Spears for the longest (and hit it). Do you remember swooning over being his senorita? What about rocking your body to the break of dawn? Not ringing a bell… Do you really know who bought sexy back?!?

Didn’t think so. Thanks for jumping on the bandwagon with the 20/20 album and having your parents buy tickets to the concert I should’ve been at. Y’all don’t even know the beginning of what it means to be a true fan of Justin Randall Timberlake.

Next time, you won’t be so lucky.

-S

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9 Comments

  • Reply Whitney

    This! Preach! Can we talk about the little kids at my daughter’s school talking about ‘Oh I love Justin Timberlake!’ No. No you don’t. You didn’t watch the first N’Sync Disney special. When he wore a baby blue shiny track suit. You didn’t make your mother watch it until she begged you for no more. You do not own all the N’Sync albums. You didn’t cry the first time you heard Gone, because you were like Justin I know Britney broke your heart but I’m here for you. He was here a last week I think. The nosebleed tickets were half my rent. I love him…but I can’t afford to love him that much. So I’m just gonna sit here at my desk and listen to No Strings Attached.

    December 5, 2013 at 10:31 am
    • Reply Sevi

      THANK YOU! UGH! They don’t know about the early days of Justin. I remember the N’Sync Disney special, LOVE IT!

      I have had all of my Justin albums on heavy rotation for this pity party I am having for myself.

      December 5, 2013 at 7:07 pm
  • Reply Kakers

    Ahhhahhahaha I died at the ramen noodle hair. I’m still a fan of NSYC and I most swooned over JC. I miss those days of TRL and them singing to me in silk pajamas.

    December 6, 2013 at 12:54 pm
    • Reply Sevi

      Those silk pjs were some of my favorites. 🙂

      December 8, 2013 at 7:30 pm
  • Reply Dayna

    “The guy who dated Britney Spears for the longest (and hit it).” Ok, THIS just won the Internet. We can all go home now. Seriously. Still laughing. Like, some IRL LOLS up in here.

    December 6, 2013 at 1:23 pm
    • Reply Sevi

      YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME! 🙂

      December 8, 2013 at 7:30 pm
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    December 15, 2014 at 11:02 pm
  • Reply Julian

    Ew… he did “hit it” with the cray-cray Brittney!

    Great post!

    December 15, 2014 at 11:06 pm
    • Reply sevi

      I don’t mind that he hit it with Britney, but I secretly wish it was me….. <3

      December 16, 2014 at 10:22 pm

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