Dear Justin Timberlake,
You were in Dallas last night at the American Airlines Center. Unfortunately, I was not there. Before you announced your tour, I blew my concert budget on John Mayer, Maroon 5, Kelly Clarkson, and of course Beyonce. When I went to go and purchase tickets, they were all sold out and the nosebleed tickets were just out of my concert budget. I guess what I am trying to say is, maybe you shouldn’t wait 7 years to go on a tour.
Do you know how many others I had to compete with to even think about getting tickets?!?
Your #1 Fan,
Dear Bandwagon Fans of Justin Timberlake,
Do you remember the raman noodle haired Justin? That sweet innocent guy who wore denim on denim like it was nobody’s business. You know the one who was apart of that NSYNC group. The guy who dated Britney Spears for the longest (and hit it). Do you remember swooning over being his senorita? What about rocking your body to the break of dawn? Not ringing a bell… Do you really know who bought sexy back?!?
Didn’t think so. Thanks for jumping on the bandwagon with the 20/20 album and having your parents buy tickets to the concert I should’ve been at. Y’all don’t even know the beginning of what it means to be a true fan of Justin Randall Timberlake.
Next time, you won’t be so lucky.