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The best is yet to come!

First weekend of October finished!

If this is what I have to look forward to for the rest of this month, then bring it on. I luckily did not spend the entire weekend drunk, but I definitely feel like it this morning. Is there such a thing as doing too much in a weekend?

If so, I totally did it again. I have managed to jam pack my weekends full of debauchery and drunkness that is really beginning to rival my so-called ordinary life I am living.

A few things that I’ve come to concluded:

  1. Do not give a husband a way out. He’ll make sure that he takes it.
  2. Always make your trusty adopted brother and bestie be your dates for the evening when said husband flakes on you.
  3. When in doubt, drink. Drink heavily. Even when you have to work the next morning.
  4. Feel free to do every line dance that comes on, especially the Wobble.
  5. Forever appreciate your friend when she request Pussy Control by Prince in a country western bar.
  6. Do not take a husband to Toys R Us – he thinks children toys are related to Breaking Bad.
  7. Going Bonkers in Lewisville is a watering hole of germs and children – people actually host birthday parties there.
  8. I am contemplating stealing my nephew, Ezra. He loves me so much.
  9. It’s allowed to celebrate your birthday well into the month after it.
  10. Retail therapy is worth it – even if your husband locks your keys in your car.

This weekend was too much and ended too quick. Here’s to the rest of the month….

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2 Comments

  • Reply Helene

    looks like you had an awesome first weekend of october! and yes, when in doubt- drink!

    October 7, 2013 at 11:46 am
    • Reply Sevi

      It was definitely one for the ages! Oh and I agree, always drink.

      October 8, 2013 at 7:44 am

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