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The Real Royal Baby

Hypothetically speaking, let’s say for everyone on planet Earth’s sake that Beyonce is indeed pregnant.

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The sheer excitement from the fact that Beyonce could be having another baby.

Pregnant! Pregnant, you know with the real royal baby (Sorry, Will and Kate). So many emotions and all the feel goods of just imagining little Blue Ivy being a big sister. At the same time, I started to think that Beyonce and Jay Z will have a lot on their plate with a second baby in tow.

From what I've heard, two kids is no cake walk B. Even for a glorious Queen like you!

From what I’ve heard, two kids is no cake walk B. Even for a glorious Queen like you!

You may think I’ve crazy, but Beyonce and I are BFFs.  Since we are so close, I decided that I needed to take some action. I started my game planning to become the nanny of Blue Ivy and her baby brother/sister.

Hold your applause B, you are going to need that helping hand from me.

Hold your applause B, you are going to need that helping hand from me.

Step 1: Quit my day job.

The kids will need me at all times, so I need to make sure that I have no ties to the real world. So I will need to set that aside and be as accessible to Jay Z, Beyonce, Blue Ivy, and the newest addition.

Step 2: Drop David

He’s a liability. Now, before you judge me – you need to understand why this must happen. David has a huge crush on Beyonce. It may be my own fault though because I always make it a priority to feed his obsession with life size posters….

Nonetheless, he’s a workplace hazard and cannot go with me on this career path. Sorry David, I still love you (but not as much as I love Beyonce).

Step 3: Enlist an assistant nanny to help a sister out.

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Beyonce's Nanny Tag Team

Not our best picture, but Beyonce has an entire team to keep us looking fabulous.

I’m looking at you Valery. Let’s make this happen. You know that if Beyonce called and said she wanted the both of us that you wouldn’t let this opportunity slip through your hands. I promise to let you visit your sweet hubby any time you really wanted to (which would be rare, because we’ll be traveling the world with the beautiful Beyonce). So what do you say, you in?

Hypothetically speaking, this is all some farfetched unrealistic dream that I wish I was living. But, there you have it! The beginnings to my game plan of becoming the Carter Family Nanny.

So now we wait for the official announcement of whether baby number 2 is on the way…..

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Announcements can’t all be this fabulous, but if any can top baby number 1….it’s Beyonce!

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3 Comments

  • Reply Valery

    Hahahahah I was about to volunteer to be the assistant nanny but you were two steps ahead of me. We need to start beefing up our resumes, pronto.

    September 14, 2014 at 11:08 am
  • Reply Bella

    I love this! Royal Baby indeed. I think you got a great plan!! 🙂

    September 14, 2014 at 4:38 pm
  • Reply Lindsay

    Hahahaha YES the REAL royal baby. So true. It’s like we’re mentally on the same page here – so not even about the babies, but BEYONCE’S babies are obviously different. They are a superhuman breed of miniature angles and I would give my last taco to be in the same room as them.

    September 15, 2014 at 9:38 pm
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