Hypothetically speaking, let’s say for everyone on planet Earth’s sake that Beyonce is indeed pregnant.
Pregnant! Pregnant, you know with the real royal baby (Sorry, Will and Kate). So many emotions and all the feel goods of just imagining little Blue Ivy being a big sister. At the same time, I started to think that Beyonce and Jay Z will have a lot on their plate with a second baby in tow.
You may think I’ve crazy, but Beyonce and I are BFFs. Since we are so close, I decided that I needed to take some action. I started my game planning to become the nanny of Blue Ivy and her baby brother/sister.
Step 1: Quit my day job.
The kids will need me at all times, so I need to make sure that I have no ties to the real world. So I will need to set that aside and be as accessible to Jay Z, Beyonce, Blue Ivy, and the newest addition.
Step 2: Drop David
He’s a liability. Now, before you judge me – you need to understand why this must happen. David has a huge crush on Beyonce. It may be my own fault though because I always make it a priority to feed his obsession with life size posters….
Nonetheless, he’s a workplace hazard and cannot go with me on this career path. Sorry David, I still love you (but not as much as I love Beyonce).
Step 3: Enlist an assistant nanny to help a sister out.
I’m looking at you Valery. Let’s make this happen. You know that if Beyonce called and said she wanted the both of us that you wouldn’t let this opportunity slip through your hands. I promise to let you visit your sweet hubby any time you really wanted to (which would be rare, because we’ll be traveling the world with the beautiful Beyonce). So what do you say, you in?
Hypothetically speaking, this is all some farfetched unrealistic dream that I wish I was living. But, there you have it! The beginnings to my game plan of becoming the Carter Family Nanny.
So now we wait for the official announcement of whether baby number 2 is on the way…..