True Life: I Married a Jerk

So if there is one thing I love to do, it’s go to a baseball game. The Texas Rangers are my team and I grew up a huge fan of Pudge Rodriguez. Baseball is life for me! David and I haven’t had the pleasure to make it to a game this season together, but his brother invited him to attend the game last night. Naturally, he goes and I become insanely jealous.

So, I’m sitting at home brooding at the fact that I am not at the Texas Rangers baseball game because apparently it was guys night for David. Due to my bitterness, I opted not to watch the game –

I digress. I’m sitting at home, minding my own business when I receive a text message from my loving husband.


Really David?!? You’ll make it up to me….I know just the perfect way you can do that. It’s starts with a Kate and ends with a Spade. PicFrameOr tickets right behind home plate. Your choice, jerk.

At least, that’s what I was thinking. That’s up until he arrived home and came bearing a gift for yours truly. It was t-shirt night and who better to spoil with a Texas Rangers free t-shirt than your loving wife that you played a horrible and cruel joke on.

Well played David, well played.

Needless to say, I allowed him to sleep in bed last night.

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  • Reply Amanda

    Hahahaha! Smart guy! ;P

    April 16, 2014 at 9:47 pm
    • Reply Sevi

      He is really smart – he totally made me feel like an idiot!

      April 20, 2014 at 12:32 pm
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